Virgo, you're considered "someone just cut me in line at The Container Store so now I'm gonna cut them" sour.
When you have been wronged by the world, everyone who comes into your way for the remainder of the day should be wary.
You have a short fuse, no patience, can't believe you just asked me that question, and an eye-rolling mood.
TAURUS
You're a Taurus. Your "bad customer service experience leads to the most epic Yelp or Better Business Bureau complaint ever written in the history of the internet" withdrawn.
If you destroy someone's day or experience, you will undoubtedly harm their reputation or job security.
GEMINI
Gemini, you come across as "adult talking in a baby voice wrapped in a blanket sprinkled with crumbs from a bag of Sun Chips" irritable.
Slightly whining, but also pleading for affection. Work is continually getting to you, and you needed to be fed hours ago,
and if someone doesn't give you a hug and some fast food in the next thirty minutes, you're going to lose it, converting from sweet-but-needy into a full-fledged Veruca Salt "I want it now" child-like dictator.
SCORPIO
Scorpio, you are Cave of Magic Wonders. "Who disturbs my slumber" confronts newly resurrected mummy Imhotep, who yells "Anck-Su-Namun" in a melancholy tone.
In both cases, your mouth is far too open for anyone's comfort, and you're frightening others.
One-Card Tarot Horoscope For Each Zodiac Sign On July 12, 2024